Monkey Maintenance

Walking home from work the other day, on the phone with A, I got a strange look from the man in front of me.  I finished up the phone call with the usual lovey-dovey goodbye and looked up to find the guy still looking at me.

I realized that he probably thought I’d been expressing my undying love for him, so I held up my phone and said, “not you.”

He smiled, held up his phone, and said, “We’re on the same program.”

Square Pegs

We are (almost) moved in.  The movers came on Tuesday, two Estonians named Ingos and Ingos.  They arrived in a Penske rental truck, like a couple of guys we’d hired from the Home Depot parking lot instead of the licensed, bonded, insured moving company we’d been promised.  A says they were both very nice – apparently big Ingos apologized for the condition of our stuff (crushed boxes, covered in bird crap) and said ABM was terrible.  On the whole, it could have been much worse, but the headache and hassle wasn’t worth the $500 or so we ended up saving.

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Spandex is not Armor

I’m beginning to think that New Yorkers are a certain type of suicidal.

We went to Long Island to take a look at wedding venues this morning.  The drive out took aroundt two hours.  The drive back took almost four.  The first accident was at exit 64, an overturned Jeep with the roof torn off. According to Google Maps, it happened sometime around 3:30.  They didn’t unblock the lanes until almost two hours later.   We passed another accident somewhere around exit 30 on our side of the highway, and there were at least another two accidents on the east-bound side.

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